Pessimism..

so my horoscope for February 13th was as follows:

Today could be a great day to turn on that natural charm of yours, Benson. You could be invited to a family gathering or party. You could be the comedian who is always cracking people up, and you'll be inspired to achieve new levels of silliness. Your mind could be racing with wacky ideas. Your wit will be sharp, and others might have troubles keeping up with you! Have fun playing the role of entertainer.

let's dissect this so-called prediction shall we?

"Today could be a great day to turn on that natural charm of yours, Benson."
hmm..what natural charm? i'm don't charm no one. even if i tried to be charming. why don't you prove me wrong. what's so charming about moi?

"You could be invited to a family gathering or party."
hm..i wasn't invited to a family gathering nor a party (unless you want to count my block meeting i had for Kershaw 1, but i'd hardly count that). so no parties for me.

"You could be the comedian who is always cracking people up, and you'll be inspired to achieve new levels of silliness."
i'm sorry, i'm not a comedian. i'm not always cracking ppl up. maybe a little sometimes, but i bet i'm more annoying than anything. i'm not inspired to do anything right now.

"Your mind could be racing with wacky ideas."
no..it's not.

"Your wit will be sharp, and others might have troubles keeping up with you!"
i'm definately not witty. what is being witty anyway? what is wit? you don't have to keep up with me, you'll probably surpass me.

"Have fun playing the role of entertainer."
entertainer. go get Cedric the Entertainer if you want an entertainer. i'm not your slave.

man, i feel so..blah right now. it's like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH and more BLAH!

i feel frustrated. i'm in a crummy mood. school doesn't help it either.

i hate school.

i'm gonna stop....& put up a survey. i don't feel like saying anything more.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Administrative Assistant
2. Inventory Controller
3. Consumer Database Assistant
4. Query Administrator

Four movies I can watch (and have watched) over and over:
1. Crash
2. Remember the Titans
3. Elf
4. Forrest Gump

Four places I've lived:
1. regular house
2. mansion house
3. townhouse
4. apartment

Four TV Shows I love:
1. CSI
2. CSI: NY
3. Smallville
4. Lost

Four places I've vacationed:
1. New York City, NY
2. Boston, MA
3. Orlando, FL
4. Cruising the Carribean

Four of my favorite dishes:
1. filet mignon
2. steak
3. pizza
4. belgian waffles

Four sites I visit daily:
1. tsn.ca
2. gmail.com
3. blogspot.com
4. yahoo.fantasysports.com

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. not here
2. in my dreamland (sans death dreams)
3. in space
4. future or parallel timeline

Four bloggers I'm tagging:
1. Sylvia
2. Odie
3. Rebecca Lai
4. Jeff Chan