My Gassy Night
oh man, tonight has been unprecedented in so many ways.
for one, i've never studied for so long before in my life. what i mean by that is like studying for hours straight! tonight i broke my 5hr record i set on Sunday night. tonight, i sat in DC 1350 studying from 7pm-12am, took like a 15min break, and then back at it until 2.15am. oh..maybe i tied it. but in any (nut)case, it was almost 7hrs straight.
so i'm sitting there. first i pulled out my Sociology of Sport textbook so i could finish the chapter i started last night. almost fell asleep reading that stupid chapter on Media and Sports. all it really is is commercial sports makin' money for tv companies and viceversa. everyone makes money, everyone is happy. do da day!
so finished that and finally started up on my Social Psychology of Leisure readings i needed to do for Thursday's test. i only got thru 2 chapters out of 5. which is alright, tomorrow afternoon, i'm aiming to finish 2 more and then the evening to finish the last chapter and review. sounds like a plan. i hope i can stick to it like bubblegum sticks together! and then the following morning i plan on waking up at 7am to do some last minute review and then off the write the test at 9am.
man, as soon as 9am hits, the next 3 days are gonna be a blur. and then before i know it, it's gonna be Saturday 9pm and i'll be jumpin' for joy 'cuz 3 exams are done and i'm going home until my last exam comes up on the 20th. AHHH..gonna relax for like a while after the 3-exam blitz.
ok, another unprecedented event. tonight, i've never felt so gassy before in my life. i dunno what's up with that. i guess i'm not healthy. i was farting so much while i was studying! hahaha! luckily they were silent...but deadly! hahahaa! luckily again, no one was sitting near me, despite the fact that there were about 20ppl in the classroom to begin with. man, it was stiiiiiiiiinky! but at least it smelled better than the custodian's cologne he was wearing. pee-eww!!
hmm..i wonder if my pants smell like fart. hmmm..well i'm not gonna go smell 'em now. i'll do it later. AND if they DO i'll wear it to the exam and THROW everyone off! HAHAHAHAA..and then silently fart in class too and throw them off! HAHAHA..while i'll be conditioned to the smell and i'll be FINE! MWAHAHAAHAAAA..MWAHAHAAHAAAAA..MWAHAHAAAA!
was there another unprecedented event today? i can't remember anymore.
ah, studying sucks. can't wait for it to be over.
for one, i've never studied for so long before in my life. what i mean by that is like studying for hours straight! tonight i broke my 5hr record i set on Sunday night. tonight, i sat in DC 1350 studying from 7pm-12am, took like a 15min break, and then back at it until 2.15am. oh..maybe i tied it. but in any (nut)case, it was almost 7hrs straight.
so i'm sitting there. first i pulled out my Sociology of Sport textbook so i could finish the chapter i started last night. almost fell asleep reading that stupid chapter on Media and Sports. all it really is is commercial sports makin' money for tv companies and viceversa. everyone makes money, everyone is happy. do da day!
so finished that and finally started up on my Social Psychology of Leisure readings i needed to do for Thursday's test. i only got thru 2 chapters out of 5. which is alright, tomorrow afternoon, i'm aiming to finish 2 more and then the evening to finish the last chapter and review. sounds like a plan. i hope i can stick to it like bubblegum sticks together! and then the following morning i plan on waking up at 7am to do some last minute review and then off the write the test at 9am.
man, as soon as 9am hits, the next 3 days are gonna be a blur. and then before i know it, it's gonna be Saturday 9pm and i'll be jumpin' for joy 'cuz 3 exams are done and i'm going home until my last exam comes up on the 20th. AHHH..gonna relax for like a while after the 3-exam blitz.
ok, another unprecedented event. tonight, i've never felt so gassy before in my life. i dunno what's up with that. i guess i'm not healthy. i was farting so much while i was studying! hahaha! luckily they were silent...but deadly! hahahaa! luckily again, no one was sitting near me, despite the fact that there were about 20ppl in the classroom to begin with. man, it was stiiiiiiiiinky! but at least it smelled better than the custodian's cologne he was wearing. pee-eww!!
hmm..i wonder if my pants smell like fart. hmmm..well i'm not gonna go smell 'em now. i'll do it later. AND if they DO i'll wear it to the exam and THROW everyone off! HAHAHAHAA..and then silently fart in class too and throw them off! HAHAHA..while i'll be conditioned to the smell and i'll be FINE! MWAHAHAAHAAAA..MWAHAHAAHAAAAA..MWAHAHAAAA!
was there another unprecedented event today? i can't remember anymore.
ah, studying sucks. can't wait for it to be over.
spun by b at 3:31 a.m.
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Throw everyone else off with your stinky farts? Devious plan! I'm assuming Waterloo bells? =P
Good luck with the studying!!
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ok that just cracked me up at 4:30am...ok calm calm calm
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