Inspired By..

inspired by The Wedding Singer. this was always my favourite part of this movie when Adam Sandler's character, Robbie performs for Drew Barrymore's character, Julia. it cracks me up whenever i watch it. but if anyone was thinking after reading, no, i am not feeling this way..i just thought the song was funny, that is all. thus, i'm sharing it all with you!

Adam Sandler
Somebody Kill Me

[Spoken]
ok, i just want to warn you that when i wrote this song i was lisetning to The Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You
don't know
how much
I
need you.

While you're
near me
I
don't
fell blue.

And when
we kiss
I know
that
you need
me too.

I can't
believe
I found
a love
that's
so pure
and true.

BUT IT ALL WAS BULLSHIT.
IT WAS A GODDAMN JOKE.
AND WHEN I THINK OF YOU LINDA,
I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE.

i hope
you're glad
with
what
you've done
to me.

I lay
in bed
all
day long
feeling
melancholy.

You left
me here
all
alone,
tears
running
constantly.

OH SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE,
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEE-ASE,
I'M ON MY KNEES,
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KILL ME

I WANT TO DIE.
PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD.